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Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
  • Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
  • Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
  • Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
  • Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
Five Second Rule Card - Dog Card - Funny Card
£3.00 GBP
Rated 4.9 by our customers
10% off + free shipping over £60
Free, easy 30-day returns
Shipped within 1 working day via DPD
Description

The Five Second Rule dog card is professionally printed on heavyweight 300gsm ivory hammered card, giving it a premium feel with a lightly textured finish. Sized at 5” × 7” (127mm × 178mm), it’s blank inside and ready for your own jokes or messages. Each card comes with a recycled brown envelope and is neatly wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
Editor's Notes

A knowing nod to every dog owner’s quick reflexes. The Five Second Rule card delivers humour that’s instantly relatable, making it a fun choice for dog lovers and everyday laughs.
Care Guide
  • Keep the card supported to prevent bending
  • Store away from heat sources and damp areas
  • Avoid placing heavy items on top of the card
  • Retain the sleeve for protection until use
Return policy

We offer free, easy returns within 30 days of receiving your order.

Items must be unused, in their original condition, and returned with all packaging and tags. To start a return, contact hello@fauna.london and we’ll guide you through the process.

If there’s an issue with your order, we’ll always do our best to make it right. Full details are available in our returns policy.
Shipping

Orders are dispatched within 1 working day. Delivery typically arrives within 2 working days.

We primarily ship with DPD Next Day due to their consistent, reliable service. In some cases, we may use trusted alternative couriers depending on your location or parcel size.

You’ll receive tracking details by email once your order has been shipped. For more detailed information, please see our shipping page.

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